THE GLOVED and jewelled bards who sing 
    Of Pippa, Maud, and Dorothea, 
Have hardly done the handsome thing 
    For you, my inky Cytherea.
Flower of a land whose sunny skies 
    Are like the dome of Dante’s clime, 
They might have praised your lips, your eyes, 
    And, eke, your ankles in their rhyme!
 
But let them pass!  To right your wrong, 
    Aspasia of the ardent South, 
Your poet means to sing a song 
    With some prolixity of mouth.
 
I’ll even sketch you as you are 
    In Herrick’s style of carelessness, 
Not overstocked with things that bar 
    An ample view—to wit, with dress.
 
You have your blanket, it is true; 
    But then, if I am right at all, 
What best would suit a dame like you 
    Was worn by Eve before the Fall.
 
Indeed, the “fashion” is a thing 
    That never cramped your cornless toes: 
Your single jewel is a ring 
    Slung in your penetrated nose.
 
I can’t detect the flowing lines 
    Of Grecian features in your face, 
Nor are there patent any signs 
    That link you with the Roman race.
 
In short, I do not think your mould 
    Resembles, with its knobs of bone, 
The fair Hellenic shapes of old 
    Whose perfect forms survive in stone.
 
Still, if the charm called Beauty lies 
    In ampleness of ear and lip, 
And nostrils of exceeding size, 
    You are a gem, my ladyship!
 
Here, squatting by the doubtful flame 
    Of three poor sticks, without a roof 
Above your head, impassive dame 
    You live on—somewhat hunger-proof.
 
The current scandals of the day 
    Don’t trouble you—you seem to take 
Things in the coolest sort of way— 
    And wisest—for you have no ache.
 
You smoke a pipe—of course, you do! 
    About an inch in length or less, 
Which, from a sexual point of view, 
    Mars somehow your attractiveness.
 
But, rather than resign the weed, 
    You’d shock us, whites, by chewing it; 
For etiquette is not indeed 
    A thing that bothers you a bit.
 
Your people—take them as a whole— 
    Are careless on the score of grace; 
And hence you needn’t comb your poll 
    Or decorate your unctuous face.
 
Still, seeing that a little soap 
    Would soften an excess of tint, 
You’ll pardon my advance, I hope, 
    In giving you a gentle hint.
 
You have your lovers—dusky beaux 
    Not made of the poetic stuff 
That sports an Apollonian nose, 
    And wears a sleek Byronic cuff.
 
But rather of a rougher clay 
    Unmixed with overmuch romance, 
Far better at the wildwood fray 
    Than spinning in a ballroom dance.
 
These scarcely are the sonneteers 
    That sing their loves in faultless clothes: 
Your friends have more decided ears 
    And more capaciousness of nose.
 
No doubt they suit you best—although 
    They woo you roughly it is said: 
Their way of courtship is a blow 
    Struck with a nullah on the head.
 
It doesn’t hurt you much—the thing 
    Is hardly novel to your life; 
And, sans the feast and marriage ring, 
    You make a good impromptu wife.
 
This hasty sort of wedding might, 
    In other cases, bring distress; 
But then, your draper’s bills are light— 
    You’re frugal in regard to dress.
 
You have no passion for the play, 
    Or park, or other showy scenes; 
And, hence, you have no scores to pay, 
    And live within your husband’s means.
 
Of course, his income isn’t large,— 
    And not too certain—still you thrive 
By steering well inside the marge, 
    And keep your little ones alive.
 
In short, in some respects you set 
    A fine example; and a few 
Of those white matrons I have met 
    Would show some sense by copying you.
 
Here let us part!  I will not say, 
    O lady free from scents and starch, 
That you are like, in any way, 
    The authoress of “Middlemarch”.
 
One cannot match her perfect phrase 
    With commonplaces from your lip; 
And yet there are some sexual traits 
    That show your dim relationship.
 
Indeed, in spite of all the mists 
    That grow from social codes, I see 
The liberal likeness which exists 
    Throughout our whole humanity.
 
And though I’ve laughed at your expense, 
    O Dryad of the dusky race, 
No man who has a heart and sense 
    Would bring displeasure to your face.
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